Party Like It's 1992

This ad pops up when I go to sign onto my email.

I have a few questions:

• Fun again? When was email fun? I seem to have missed that.
• Is email supposed to be fun?
• The people in the picture do seem to be having fun; however, they do not seem to be emailing. Unless... are they wearing those new Google Glasses I've heard so much about?
• Do you think these models knew they were going to be in an ad for email?
• What sense memories do you think they used to convey such happiness? I seriously doubt thoughts of email provided the necessary emotional recall.
• Must one wear bright patterns to use Outlook email?
• Speaking of clothes, where is the sweater the guy in the lower right corner available for sale?
• Speaking of the guy in the lower right corner, is he available?

I don't think I can even consider switching to Outlook email until these questions are answered.